Lipstick Attacks
My girl friend had a really bad dream the other night and she scared the life out of me. It wa sabout 4am and she crawled over me screaming, “they’re on me they’re on me” and boy oh boy was I confused. She told me that it was the lipstick attacking her. She had imagined her lipstick crawling up her leg trying to attack her like some bug. It was pretty funny. I was sooo tired though.
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